SlimSoda · Baking Soda Water Shot

🎯 Canon (NÃO inventar / NÃO mudar):
Persona: Dana Whitfield (Formulator independente, NÃO doctor/Yale) — "I made this for my sister Rachel".
Story archetypal: Rachel (3 kids, job, husband, "body she didn't recognize", got dressed in closet, 41 lbs in 4 months, "the noise is gone", back in photos with kids).
Mecanismo: "Wake the Cells. Protect the Hormone. Flip the Switch. In That Order." — Pure Baking Soda® + Gingerol 6% + NAD+ + Pure Berberine® (4 ingredientes, NA ordem).
Ritual: "One scoop. One glass of water. Empty stomach. Three seconds."
Offer: $119.98 anchor → $29.99 B1G1 (2 tubs, 60-day supply) + $4.99 expedited shipping.
Guarantee: 60-Day Empty-Tub Promise.
Anti-injection price canon: "The Celebrity Capsule Is $100. The Injections Are $1,000 a Month".
Closing tone: "This isn't a race. Respect how well it works." (calming close, NEVER urgency).
Avatar: women 30-60+ (moms, "after 40, after babies", food noise dominant pain, photo avoidance).
Stats canon: Rachel 41 lbs / 15-22 lbs first month / $29.99 vs $119.98 / $100 capsule / $1,000/mo injections.
Hard rules: "Miss one, and the whole thing collapses" + NO "act now".